FROGONOMICS 101
TWO BY TWO THEY STARTED, NOW IT’S MORE LIKE TEN BY TEN.
THERE ARE DOG DAYS ENDING EACH MONTH NOW, SO I’M BUDGETING AGAIN.
SINCE THE LIONS MOVED UPSTAIRS AND JOINED THE ELEPHANTS IN THE ROOM,
THE PEACOCKS GOT DEPRESSED; MY OVER-WATERED PLANTS DON’T BLOOM…
IF IT’S NOT RAINING CATS AND HOGS, IT’S POURING BUGS AND MICE.
I’M WATCHING MY RETIREMENT CLIMB ONCE, THEN PLUMMET TWICE!
RIGHT IS WRONG, AND LESS IS MORE; THE RULES THEY ARE ACHANGING…
WHILE MONKEYS DON THEIR SUITS TO SUP AND KANGAROOS GO SAILING!
THE KEEPER LEFT, THE ZOO LIVES ON, SO THE ANIMALS RUN AMUCK.
I’VE FOUND THAT HIGH HUMIDITY AND MIDLIFE REALLY SUCK!
SO, I LET THE LOCAL ANIMALS CARRY KEYS THESE DAYS; HERE’S WHY:
THIS FROG IS FRIED; WE’VE LOST OUR STAR…
AND NOAH HAS GONE DRY.